I would replace a whole lot of victorian stuff with trendy ones.
Replace 'project charter' with 'idea'
requirements' with 'wish list'
'Scope statement' with 'To Do List'
'WBS' wth 'Work Tree'
'Validate Scope' with 'Take Delivery'
'Verify Scope' with 'Check '
'Procurement' with 'Buy'
'Risk Management' with 'Going Wrong and Right'
'Acquire Project Team' with 'onboard ppl'
'Stakeholders' as 'Ppl'
'Quality management' with Nike logo.
and finally 'Project Manager' with 'Fall guy'